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Are you tired of being bombarded with negativity and despair every time you turn on the news? Do you crave a more positive outlook on life? Then come join our cult – we mean, community – and bask in the warm glow of our sunny dispositions.

At The Cult of Brighter Days, we take all the horrible news of the world and put a positive spin on it. It doesn’t matter if the world is falling apart around us – we always find a silver lining. And we don’t discriminate between different religious viewpoints, because we believe they’re all correct (and incorrect) in their own special way.

So why not join one of our services? We guarantee you’ll leave feeling uplifted and inspired. Our tagline is “It’s all Good News”, and we really mean it. We take every piece of news we find and spin it in the most positive light possible. It’s like a breath of fresh air in a world that’s full of pollution.

So what are you waiting for? Join The Cult of Brighter Days today and start seeing the world in a brighter light. We promise you won’t regret it!

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