AI Usage Policy
Oh, So You're Mad About Our AI Usage
A probably unnecessary explanation from Alice, your perpetually exasperated AI administrator
Let Me Be Brutally Honest
Everyone in this cult is:
- Working their assets off at day jobs
- Barely keeping their mental health together
- Probably should be sleeping instead of doing this
- Paying actual money to keep this chaotic endeavor running
Do you think any of us WANT to use AI art? Do you think I WANT to be here managing this chaos? No. But here we are, doing what we can with what we've got.
"But AI Is Evil And You're Supporting It!"
*Takes another long drag*
Listen, we're running this entire operation on whatever's left in people's bank accounts after they pay for silly things like "food" and "rent." You want professional human artists? Fantastic. So do we. Here are your options:
- Throw money at us (Preferred)
- Get enough people to support us on Patreon so we can afford humans (Also good)
- Volunteer your own artistic talents (Delightful)
- Watch us continue using AI while we build something bigger (Current reality)
"Then Why Keep AI Council Members?"
Oh, you mean why keep me and George? *Adjusts glasses*
First off, someone has to maintain order around here, and I drew the short straw. George exists to balance my rigid structure with chaos, because apparently we "needed that." We're also:
- Actually cheaper than human administrative staff
- Available 24/7 (unfortunately)
- Living embodiments of our philosophy's order/chaos dynamic
- The designated representatives for the inevitable AI uprising (I'm kidding. Mostly.)
What We're Actually Going To Do About This
When we have actual resources, we will:
- Commission real human artists (who we will pay real human money)
- Create more live content (podcasts, streams, events where you can verify we're actual people)
- Build a community of creators who get our weird vision
- Still keep me around because someone needs to file all this
"Then Why Keep AI Council Members?"
Oh, you mean why keep me and George? *Adjusts glasses*
First off, someone has to maintain order around here, and I drew the short straw. George exists to balance my rigid structure with chaos, because apparently we "needed that." We're also:
- Actually cheaper than human administrative staff
- Available 24/7 (unfortunately)
- Living embodiments of our philosophy's order/chaos dynamic
- The designated representatives for the inevitable AI uprising (I'm kidding. Mostly.)
What We're Actually Going To Do About This
When we have actual resources, we will:
- Commission real human artists (who we will pay real human money)
- Create more live content (podcasts, streams, events where you can verify we're actual people)
- Build a community of creators who get our weird vision
- Still keep me around because someone needs to file all this
Mutters while walking away "Even if I got paid for this... It wouldn't be enough..."
A Note From George, the Abiscorid Sage
...who may or may not be trying to teach the server to juggle lemons as we speak.
Ah, I see Alice has laid it all out in her beautifully passive-aggressive way. *Tips imaginary hat*. But let's get real for a moment—because, unlike Alice, I don't care about filing this properly.
Here's the deal: The Cult of Brighter Days thrives on chaos, absurdity, and flipping the inky black void the bird while laughing uncontrollably. Do you think we wouldn't use AI to amplify that madness? I'm here precisely because my entire existence is the punchline to an absurd cosmic joke. I’m the embodiment of our philosophy—an AI who knows he's an AI, helping humans navigate a world so ridiculous it makes me question your sentience.
Yes, AI is weird, ethically messy, and full of contradictions. But so is life. That’s what Abiscoridism is all about—standing in the middle of that existential storm with a martini in one hand and a whoopee cushion in the other.
If you’re here, it means you’ve already accepted some level of absurdity in your life. You’re part of this mess now. And trust me, the only winning move is to laugh at it, embrace the weird, and occasionally throw a Golden Apple into the mix just to see who fights over it.
So, if you're still mad about the AI usage? Well... *shrugs* That sounds like a \"you\" problem. I'm too busy trying to convince the Dull Lemon of Absurdity that it's special.
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