Join the Positive Movement!

(but not to positive...)

Joining a group that focuses on non-toxic positivity can be incredibly beneficial for your mental health and well-being. Instead of being bombarded with negative news and attitudes, you'll find a community that's dedicated to finding the silver lining in even the toughest of situations. This kind of positive support can help you reframe your perspective and approach life with a more hopeful outlook. By embracing humor, absurdity, and creativity, you'll be able to find joy and meaning in your life, no matter what challenges you're facing.

By embracing humor, absurdity, and creativity, you'll be able to find joy and meaning in your life, even when things are tough. Plus, being a part of a supportive community can help you feel less isolated and more connected to others who share your values and outlook on life. So why not join us and start enjoying the benefits of non-toxic positivity today?"

So what do I get?

A Title

And with this title (which you choose following our naming guidelines), you receive an actual email address. One you can use to replace that @aol.com one you still have, or maybe use it for another Twitter account to troll on.

An online community

You can never have enough Discord channels or FaceBook groups. Is it going to hurt you to add another one?

Actively Participate

You can actively join in real-time live conversations, shows, and events. Share ideas, help others, and kick our butts at games. It's more than just watching, it's being part of it.

Become a spokesman!

Please bring your ideas and presentations to our group. Affiliation plans and services can let you get out there, in person or online, and help you help others embrace life's absurdities.

Membership in the Cult of Brighter Days entirely depends on your behavior, as observed by the Church Board. All members must follow the following rules to have membership privileges and access.

No member shall participate in any illegal online activities. (I mean, come on, people, we are a cult. We don't want to draw much attention to us with stuff like that).
All members must be friendly to each other (you don't have to be kind, empathetic, sympathetic, or similar, but you need to be nice to each other as defined by the church board. This is an enforced three-strike rule.
Members can break away from the Cult and form their apostate group. Depending on the relationship maintained will determine access to Cult resources.

All congregation members will receive access to the Cult of Brighter Days Discord server General Channel (voice and text), the Cult of Brighter Days FaceBook group, The Cult of Brighterdays Website and a webmail account set under @thecultofbrighterdays.com (hosted by Dreamhost) with their Title of choice that falls within Cult Guidelines.
The Cult of Brighter Days, while primarily intended as an entertainment site, also is a philosophically oriented organization that, in all seriousness, believes in what they say, at least to some extent.
The Cult of Brighter Days accepts no responsibility and, by religious proxy, no reasons for a congregation member's behaviors, beliefs, and actions.
Any physical gathering of The Cult of Brighter Days, unless called by the "Sacred First Council of the Brighter Light shining in our eyes so we can't see that well," is not sanctioned, authorized, or supported in any way by this organization. (unless we are invited, and food and entertainment are provided, maybe hotel rooms if it's out of town. And not those seedy ones...)