🌞 It's all Good!🌞

but for some reason the registration form does not work. While that might be good for you, it isn't good for us, or maybe strike that the other way around? So if you want to be notified when it's back up, simply email us at reception@thecultofbrighterdays.com... or just keep coming back and checking; that's less work for us! I mean, seriously, you know how many people are working here? Yeash)

🌞 Escape the Ordinary—Join Us Today!

(well not today but once we get the form fixed.. sigh)

(An Exclusive, Limited-Time Offer… Technically)

Welcome to the "Not-a-Cult" Cult! 🎭

Are you exhausted by toxic positivity but not quite ready to surrender to existential despair?
Have you ever wished for a **community that embraces life’s chaos** with humor, camaraderie, and the occasional absurd ritual?

**Congratulations!** You’ve found The Cult of Brighter Days—where the balance between
laughing at existence and supporting each other through it is our *not-so-secret* formula for survival.

What’s in It for You? 🤩

(Besides a mild existential crisis, of course.)

✅ **A One-of-a-Kind Community** – No forced cheerfulness, no crushing nihilism. Just people who get it.
📢 **Your Own Absurd Title** – You choose. Will you be "The Duke of Doomscrolling"? "The Prophet of Snacks"?
🎮 **Gaming Servers & Chaos Nights** – Play, laugh, maybe scream a little. We won’t judge.
💬 **Access to Our *Secret* Discord Server** – Home to debates, memes, and probably at least one inside joke about ducks.
🤖 **Meet Our AI Overlords** – Chat with Alice (who judges you) and George (who overthinks everything).
🤫 ~~Secret Cult Servers~~ – Oops. You weren’t supposed to know about that.
📬 **Exclusive Email Updates** – Only *mildly* chaotic. We promise.

Sounds Too Good to Be True? It’s Not. 🙃

But there are a few things you should know before signing up. (Yes, even in an absurd community, we have some rules.)

1️⃣ You’re Free to Come & Go

Sometimes, life gets overwhelming. If you need to take a break, no worries. No guilt trips, no weird pressure. We’ll be here if you come back— or if you want to disappear into the void forever. Your call.*

*(and we will probably call too, like maybe a wellness check one because we are here to support each other aren't we?)

2️⃣ The Only Rule? Don’t Be a Jerk.

We don’t have a 300-page rulebook, but here’s the deal:

🚫 No Toxicity, No Bigotry, No Ruining the Vibe – Keep it weird, keep it kind.
🎭 Sarcasm? Totally fine. Just don’t punch down.
🌀 Existential Ranting? Expected. That’s kind of our thing.
❌ Bullying? Hard pass. Expect Rule 5, no warnings

Check out our full guidelines (they’re fun, promise).

3️⃣ Legal Stuff Exists. Sorry.

Nobody loves reading privacy policies, but we *do* have one (and it’s worth skimming).
We won’t track your every move—we’re too busy contemplating existence, or watching "Gumball", or doing the dishes (yech.,..) for that—but we *do* have disclaimers.

Find the fine print here.