The Serious Stuff!

This is where we get down to business: the Cult Rules, Privacy Policies, and Limitations of Liability. These guidelines keep the Cult of Brighter Days running smoothly and (mostly) out of trouble. From member conduct to privacy and the responsible use of our resources, this page has the essentials. It may not be the most exciting read, but it’s here to protect everyone’s experience—and yes, that includes yours.

Rules and Responsibilities

What is expected of you

Be Friendly-ish

A basic level of niceness is required at all times. This doesn’t mean you have to bake cookies for your fellow members or cry at their hardships (unless you want to). It simply means not being a Jackass. The Church Board reserves the right to define “Jackass behavior” on a case-by-case basis. Three strikes and you’re out—this rule will be enforced.

Respect Apostasy Rights

Leaving the Cult is not treason; it’s tradition. Members can form their groups, but access to Cult resources will depend on how cordial you are in your apostate phase. Let’s keep the breakup amicable, okay?

No Punching Down (or Up)

We’re here to laugh with each other, not at anyone, but at everyone. Humor is sacred, but cruelty isn’t. If you’re caught engaging in humorless nastiness, you’ll be subject to public mockery—a taste of your own medicine—and possible expulsion.

Failure is Manditory

We expect you to fail—repeatedly. Perfection is a myth; trying to achieve it is a fool’s errand (and a sign of toxic positivity). The important thing is to try and to support others. 

No Illegal Online Activities

This isn’t a pirate’s guild or some edgy, dark web hangout. Keep your chaos within legal limits. We’re Abiscoridians, not criminals—let’s not ruin the fun with subpoenas.

Limits and Liabilities

What you can expect from us

Real-Time and Non-Real-Time Resources

All congregation members will receive access to the Cult of Brighter Days Discord Server General Channel (voice and text), the Cult of Brighter Days Facebook group, The Cult of Brighter days Website, and a webmail account set under @thecultofbrighterdays.com (hosted by Dream host) with their Title of choice that falls within Cult Guidelines.

We are True Belivers

The Cult of Brighter Days is, at its core, an entertainment site meant to bring humor and levity. However, it’s also a philosophy-driven organization that genuinely believes in the ideas it promotes—at least to a reasonable extent. While we don’t take ourselves too seriously, we do stand by our commitment to the balance of humor, resilience, and absurdity that defines Abiscoridism. So yes, we’re here for laughs, but we’re also here to remind you that even the most ridiculous ideas can carry a hint of truth.

What are responsible for?

The Cult of Brighter Days accepts no responsibility—and, by religious proxy, claims no accountability—for the behaviors, beliefs, or actions of its congregation members. We’re here to inspire laughter, resilience, and a sense of the absurd, but what you do with that inspiration is entirely up to you. While we encourage members to embrace the humor and philosophy of Abiscoridism, we’re not liable if you take things a bit too far, nor are we responsible for any unconventional interpretations of our ideas. Simply put we’re here to plant the seeds of our philosophy, but how they grow (or wither) is on you.

Failure is Manditory

Any physical gathering of The Cult of Brighter Days is strictly unofficial unless it’s formally called by the Sacred First Council of the Brighter Light Shining in Our Eyes So We Can’t See That Well. Any other meetups are not sanctioned, authorized, or supported by the organization in any capacity—unless, of course, we’re invited, and there’s a solid spread of food and entertainment. (Bonus points for a hotel room if it’s out of town, but nothing sketchy, please. We’re a cult, there are some standards (however minimal...)

Use of Cult Resources

The Cult of Brighter Days provides various resources—online content, discussions, and philosophical guidance—but these are for entertainment and personal enrichment only. We’re not liable if you attempt to use our materials for, let’s say, “life-altering decisions” or “spontaneous epiphanies.” Any advice, wisdom, or nonsense you glean from us is meant to be taken with a grain of salt—and perhaps a side of laughter.

Mental and Emotional Health Disclaimer

Abiscoridism embraces humor and absurdity as tools to confront life’s challenges, but please remember: we are not a substitute for professional mental health care. If you’re struggling, we encourage you to seek out qualified support alongside (or even instead of) the Cult’s offerings. We can only promise existential chuckles, not clinical breakthroughs.

Personal Responsibility in Online Interactions

While we strive to cultivate a friendly (or at least friendly-ish) online environment, The Cult of Brighter Days cannot be held accountable for every interaction between members. Please use common sense, courtesy, and judgment in your interactions. If you experience any serious issues, we recommend blocking, ignoring, or politely reminding each other that we’re all absurd little beings trying to make sense of a senseless world.

Disclaimer on Possible Satire

Much of what we say and do is steeped in humor, sarcasm, and playful absurdity. As such, interpretations are left to the reader. Any perceived “sacred doctrine” may, in fact, be satire—proceed with caution (and a sense of humor). Remember, we take nothing too seriously, and neither should you.

Liability for Spontaneous Laughter or Existential Revelations (maybe Crisises)

By participating in the Cult, you accept that spontaneous laughter, ironic insights, and sudden flashes of absurd wisdom may occur. While we encourage these revelations, we disclaim responsibility for any unintended side effects, including but not limited to: a newfound perspective on life, uncontrollable laughter, or a craving for surreal art.

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