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Abiscoridism
(or Abiscordism if you are feeling chaotic)A Philosophy for the Modern World
"Believe nothing, no matter where you read it or who has said it, not even if I have said it, unless it agrees with your own reason and your own common sense."Robert Anton Wilson
"For the love of everything vaguely sacred, most of you are not experts! Listen to the people who have bled, sweated, and spent ungodly amounts of money just to keep you alive—so you don’t end up yeeting yourselves off a metaphorical (or literal) cliff like overconfident lemmings on a self-destructive pilgrimage."MHAD -watching humanity make questionable choices.
Welcome to the paradox. Abiscoridism (or, if you're feeling particularly chaotic, Abiscordism) is a philosophy built on the idea that reality is absurd, structured chaos is the best we can hope for, and the best response to it all is a mix of dark humor and determined action.
Abiscoridism vs. Abiscordism – What’s the Difference?
The short answer? Nothing and everything.
- Abiscoridism is the structured philosophy, the foundation, the framework.
- Abiscordism is the lived experience—the messy, absurd, ever-changing application of that framework.
We keep both because, frankly, that’s the most Abiscoridist thing to do.
The Five Tenets: A Practical Guide to Not Being the Worst
- Be Kind. No, seriously. If there’s one rule, it’s this.
- If you can’t be kind, be nice. Because sometimes you’re out of patience, but civility still exists.
- If you can’t be nice, be funny (without punching down). Sarcasm and wit are powerful tools—use them wisely.
- If you can’t be funny, shut up. Some things just don’t need to be said. Try silence. It’s underrated.
- If you can’t shut up, go away. If you refuse to follow the first four tenets, at least have the decency to remove yourself from the situation.
The world is absurd. You don’t have to face it alone.
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